in a high, caffeinated stupor
friendship is tricky sometimes. you give some, you take some. but when you give too much and it goes unappreciated, gek sim ah. heart pain leh. don't step over people's heads la. come on, be an adult. think rational and think hard. haiyoh. cakap susah, tak cakap pon susah.
i feel like i'm living on a parallel universe when i'm high on caffeine. in my head there are many scenarios and daydreams which can make me happy that somehow i'm tempted to believe they are real. it's good to detach myself from reality at times.
you know a superstar is really super when he or she is featured in forbes magazine. like usher. FORBES EH. not lime la, smash hits or top of the pops. this is bloody forbes okay. he is currently in negotiations to extend his contract which will pay him an advance of more than 50 million dollars.
CHEEBYE 50 MILLION! US dollars hor. i cannot even begin to imagine what i can do with 50 million. mesti banyak pening. guys will come to me like moths to flame. i'm the flame cos i'm so hot cos i'm so fucken rich. hurhur. oh but the endless wardrobe shopping! zara! mango! topshop! ok to hell with those.. guccipradalouisvuittonmisssixtydieselbvlgaritiffanyscartier lai lai don't shy!
to all my friends, if i ever become as wealthy as usher, i will not forget all of you. but if i do and you guys are pissed with me i think i have 2 choices:
1. i will treat you to shopping sprees in any store. you name it. money lai don't shy. yes i will buy your friendship. because i damn well can.
2. i will buy more friends and then pay for their plastic surgeries so that they will look like YOU! cos i damn well can muahahahaha!! i will pay for their deed polls so that they can change their names to yours and i will also pay for their wardrobe changes so that that their styles and dressing will be EXACTLY like yours. because i'm powerful beyond compare yar... YAR YAR!
joking la joking.
oh my god. a creepy client is back here again. he's damn scary leh. i wanted to confirm his name the previous time he came - 'so mr m**** lim rite?' and he leaned across the recept table and said 'why, cannot ah??!' nabei. KAU SERAM LA BODOH.
awin's right. caffeine's a very potent laxative. which is good, cos then i don't feel so bloated. caffeine rocks yar. YAR YAR!
*swivels in chair*
