meet the royal HIGHness
it takes very little to get me high. i'm high right now. having just finished drinking my nescafe iced coffee. and having just finished swivelling in my chair. picture this:
you make your way to some posh law firm. you reach the glass doors and the first thing you see is the receptionist, with her long hair let down, spinning round in her swivel chair. takot tak? TAKOT TAK? seram kann...
one of my colleagues said 'imagine if i give you espresso.. you'd be bouncing off the walls.' and i think i would. bouncing off walls, chairs, tables and even ceilings. cos i'm wonderwoman whose power knows no bound. I AM POWERFUL BEYOND IMAGINATION MUAHAHAHAHA!
that was the caffeine talking. and now i'm emitting caffeine-fuelled farts like nobody's business. mmmm.. CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT ELI IS FARTING!! hurhur.
okbye.
