dressed and restless
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i'm all dressed up and nowhere to go.
not really. more like all dressed up and waiting to be mobilized. D dear, if you're reading this and we're late for the bbq, you will know i have no part in the delay. i'm dressed, hair's been gelled and sprayed, legs have been shaved, makeup's been slapped on.. i'm just waiting to be presented to my adoring public.
my brother's in the next room, preparing to leave tonight for tunisia. and maybe turkey, he said. he said it as though he's going muar and probably stopping at batu pahat. no eh. GOING TUNISIA, AND MAYBE STOP BY TURKEY. orang banyak duit je bleh cakap macam gini. banyak duit and probably doesnt know what to do with it, besides buying a freakin condo unit and endless vacations in countries like tunisia, turkey, mexico, france..
but, i have to admit he does work hard for his money. all he needs is a wife. and all i need to do is engineer a plan where he will accidentally bump into siti nurhaliza and then they will fall head over bloody heels in love with each other and then marry and then i can say SITI NURHALIZA KAKAK IPAR AKU SEH KORANG2 SEMUA JANGAN MARAH KALAU MARAH NANTI KENA JUAL. then i will teach her all the vulgar and swear words that i know. so no more kampung-sopan-santun-santan CT eh sila. ni siti nurhaliza urban version. so that she'll be tougher and can personally engage in verbal mudslinging and war of filthy words with those who slander and defame her.
so best kan.
