the adolescents that we were
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i just dropped a fucking bottle of minyak urut. what is it with me and minyak urut this week. this is the second bottle i've broken. it's my dad's one this time and i dropped it in front of him. so, in order to not to cause his anger and win a fair amount of sympathy, with a pitiful look i applied hansaplast on my foot which was cut by some of the glass pieces (sakit siak nabei). it didnt work. actually i wouldnt know cos he didnt say anything.
i dropped that stupid bottle cos i was digging up some of my old 'autograph books' from primary school and sec 1. i bet you almost every one of you girls had it too kan kan kan?? and i almost fell off the bed laughing my ass at what some of my friends and i wrote. geli hatiku. i will cite some examples eh, jangan marah.
what i wrote in my sec 1 autograph book:
fave dudes: nick, ronan, jonathan taylor thomas (my all-time faves), paul nicholls, noah wyle, cameron bancroft and b-rok.
fave pop groups : backstreet boys, boyzone & worlds apart
fave tv prog : sweet valley high, vidz, under one roof, bh 90210, brotherly love & boy meets world
WHO THE FUCK ARE PAUL NICHOLLS AND CAMERON BANCROFT? probably some floppy-haired blondies whose fame didnt last beyond 15 minutes. cant you all just see the groupie / teenybopper in me alive and kicking? i was damn cool right, no?
i will proceed to expose the cool people that my friends were last time.
this was what awin wrote:
".... you are crazy too. like me, but not as crazy. you are - pretty, no. ugly, no. average-looking, yes. selfish, quite. ideal weight, no. thin, yes. skinny no..."
awin, awin.. always so generous with the compliments. thanks hor.
jila:
"... remember that i like your curly hair. hoping that our friendship will last forever as what the disneyland advertisement says 'best friends ever'...."
okayyyyyy.
guess who wrote these:
likes: "setia" friends, up-2-date things, cute things, short fingernails
dislikes: action kids, smelly and yucky things, pigs, dogs, unhalal things
and and and, let's not forget all the many many poems that were scrawled everywhere in the book.
violets are blue
sweet as you
let all the boys
wink at you
what a giggle
what a laugh
this girl wants
my autograph
u no money
u no care
u go marry
a millionaire
if he dies
u no cry
u go find
another guy!
all these courtesy of raihana. yes dear you wrote in my book too. did i ever thank you? hurhur. rai suriram sayang, you also wrote that your favourite actors were jonathan brandis, jonathan jackson, devon sawa, dean cain and matthew lawrence.
if you girls ever have pms or down in the dumps or just generally depressed half the time like i am, dig up your old autograph books. read, laugh... and cringe.
